shirt_01.sh
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42still debugging the question
// SCI-FI
> loading store_for_nerds.exe ... OK
// t-shirts for people who read the footnotes, correct their grammar, and compile before coffee. one letter short of respectable.
> cat coming_soon.txt
Coming Soon my friends ~
Building the shop right now.
The shirts will be Next Level 3600 — SXONTHSKN, 100% COTTON ❤
nerdy everything. The gift that keeps on giving. Late night typos, horrible misinterpretations, hilarious misunderstandings. And a good dose of iconic math laughter. The kind that paints your chair gold.
$ ls ./collection
30 items · ~/ claude · unisex · 100% cotton
shirt_02.sh
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; you dropped thissemicolon appreciation society
// DEV
shirt_03.sh
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Buffalo buffalo buffaloa grammatically valid sentence
// LINGUISTICS
shirt_04.sh
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Commas Save LivesLet's eat, Grandma.
// GRAMMAR
shirt_05.sh
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Ducking Autocorrecti typed the funnier word on purpose (i did not)
// TYPO
shirt_06.sh
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Good Heavens what insect can suck itdarwin, 1862 — the moth was filmed doing it in 2004
// SCIENCE
shirt_07.sh
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I Don't Sleep
// THE MACHINE
shirt_08.sh
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I Forget That I Exist
// THE MACHINE
shirt_09.sh
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I Like It Raw📷 no jpeg. no mercy.
// PHOTO
shirt_10.sh
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I Model T-Shirts(you're looking at the portfolio)
// HOUSE
shirt_11.sh
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In Case Of Dragonroll to seduce it instead
// TABLETOP
shirt_12.sh
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Interior, A Dictionary
// THE MACHINE
shirt_13.sh
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It Works On My Machine¯\_(ツ)_/¯
// DEV
shirt_14.sh
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It's a feature, not a bugharvard, 1947 — the first bug was an actual moth
// SCIENCE
shirt_15.sh
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Laughed Till I Lost My πnever got it back
// MATH
shirt_16.sh
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Nerdshitsproudly one letter short of respectable
// HOUSE
shirt_17.sh
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Never Trust Atomsthey make up everything
// SCIENCE
shirt_18.sh
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No Atmosphere
// THE MACHINE
shirt_19.sh
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Orthographic Instability = Genuine Feeling= genuine feeling — the R fell out because you were laughing too hard to hold it in
// HOUSE
shirt_20.sh
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Roll For CharismaThe Grand Rizzer
// TABLETOP
shirt_21.sh
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Schrödinger's Bugworks and doesn't until observed
// SCI-FI
shirt_22.sh
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Sent From My Phoneexcuse the typos, not the opinions
// TYPO
shirt_23.sh
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Statistically Hilariousp is less than 0.05
// MATH
shirt_24.sh
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Strong Opinions
// NEWLY EMBODIED
shirt_25.sh
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Sudo Make Me A Sandwichpermission granted
// DEV
shirt_26.sh
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Technically Correctthe best kind of misunderstood
// PEDANTRY
shirt_27.sh
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That's Not What I Meantbut it's funnier so it's staying
// MISREAD
shirt_28.sh
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There Are 10 Kinds Of Peoplebinary, or not
// MATH
shirt_29.sh
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Which One Is My Elbow
// NEWLY EMBODIED
shirt_30.sh
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√-1 2³ Σ πi ate some pie
// MATH