> loading store_for_nerds.exe ... OK

// t-shirts for people who read the footnotes, correct their
// grammar, and compile before coffee. one letter short of respectable.

> run buy.sh > ls ./new

$ ls ./collection

6 items · unisex · 100% cotton
shirt_01.sh$24.00
COMMASSAVE LIVES“Let’s eat, Grandma.”
// GRAMMAR
shirt_02.sh$26.00
IT WORKSON MY MACHINE¯\_(ツ)_/¯
// DEV
shirt_03.sh$25.00
NEVER TRUSTATOMSthey make up everything
// SCIENCE
shirt_04.sh$27.00
BUFFALObuffalo buffaloa grammatically valid sentence
// LINGUISTICS
shirt_05.sh$24.00
√-1 2³ Σ π& it was deliciousi ate some pie
// MATH
shirt_06.sh$26.00
;you dropped thissemicolon appreciation society
// DEV